How an Almost Three Year Old's Mind Works

These conversations for the past 4 months since Jenna's birthday

It's my birthday, Mommy.
Not yet sweet heart. It's coming up tho.

I got this for my birthday, Mommy.
No, you didn't get breakfast for your birthday, but it's coming up soon.

This statement as we are snuggling in bed the other morning

Mommy, my birthday is up.



Mommy, what does your shirt say
Miami
Your Ami?



Where are we, Mommy?
We're in our neighborhood
No, where are we?!
On Queens ct.
No, Where are we?!
In Nampa.
Where's Nampa?
Um...It's where we live
Show me



What are those, Mommy.
Um...(trying my best to think of an appropriate answer)
What are they, Mommy?!
Um...Grave stones.
Oh

The hardest of the four and I get an "Oh"