Monday, January 30, 2012

What were we thinking?!

There are two kinds of alarm clock people in this world. 
 
There are those of us who enjoy a full nights sleep. Getting the maximum amount of restful hours before we have to start our day.
 
Then there are those who like to be ripped out of a deep sleep an hour before they have to get up. They like knowing they have another hour of sleep. Their night isn't over yet. They enjoy the intense rush you get by hearing an obnoxious noise sounding repeatedly right after drifting back to sleep. And if they're a real junky, sometimes they'll set it an hour AND a half before they have to get up. Only if they've gone to bed real late and they're night will be extra short.
 
For those of us who enjoy our restful sleep there is nothing more annoying than having to listen to an alarm sound over and over again. Well, that's not entirely true. There is nothing more annoying than TWO alarm clocks, perfectly alternating to make sure there is no sleeping going on between snoozes.
 
One of my dreams this morning.
 
As annoying and frustrating as TWO alarm clocks alternating is, if you want to reach the maximum level of intense annoyance you'll need to put a yowling cat outside your window. Now, make sure to get a good strong one. You wouldn't want it giving up after only an hour. But if you did pick a wimpy one don't worry. It will resume full force after a short break.
I dreamed this as well. On second thought, maybe I didn't. There was no sleeping once that started up. Maybe I should go see if there is a mess I need to clean up after going into a fit of rage that I don't recall.













 I al so dreamed this



On second thought. Never mind. That was the night before.

It's going to be a long day. It's mornings like these that get you humming that clever little tune "The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup".
It's mornings like these that has me wondering why we decided to only drink decaf. WHAT WERE WE THINKING?!?!
 

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